I went to the fitting room and the attendant was a little different to start out with. I took my two items in and began to get ready to try them on.
(PG Alert) At the point of this story I am standing there in my skirt and my bra. All of a sudden the curtain flies open and the fitting room lady and a man are standing there. She tells him, "See there is gum on this curtain too."
I am fully exposed to the two of them. I look at her and loudly proclaim "Ma'am- please SHUT THE CURTAIN I am trying on clothes."
She looks at me and says- "Cool your jets- it's not like you got anything he has not seen before anyway." She shuts the curtain and goes on.
I immediately think- Did this just happen? Am I in an alternate universe?
Am I being Punk'd? Are there cameras rolling?
What are the odds? I am such a freak magnet.
Happy to BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY!!
Happy Thursday!
14 comments:
Thank you! I am laughing so hard right now! And relating...Here, the fitting rooms are all in the same place. No separation of men and women (as, BTW, are most bathrooms). The first time I bravely tried on a skirt, I was changing, and felt a breeze on my legs. I turned to the door, and a young child had opened the curtain and was staring at me...as were all the others in the area! But, Cylinda, Welcome to Arkansas! WOOO PIG SOOOIIIEEE!
Huge GASP over here!! Oh My. I would have been screaming "I'm gonna cool somebody's jets!"
Hahahahahaha. Only you. Only Arkansas. Only TJMaxx.
ROTFL Ah, what a great way to start my day. :D
Girl, that's what you get for moving to Arkansas (sorry, Renee!!! :D). That is hilarious!!!! I so wish I would have been with you. We would have laughed our heads off like we did on the "celery" incident. Of course, if I had been with you, I could have been guarding the curtain and she'd have NEVER got past me!!! Cool your jets, indeed!!!!! :)
PLEASE tell me you spoke to her supervisor about this???
I'm in the floor laughing though....
Lindsay Blake Guttridge This is something that would SO happen to me, but in those situations I turn into some kind of a screaming maniac...I can't think straight...I just yell, "get out! get out!!"...then I cry. lol!! Love you!
Carla Bonnette Rogers I am NOT believing this! RUDE! They should give you whatever you tried on that you want!
Barbara L Thompson Just read your blog, I am so sorry this happened but had to chuckle. It could only happen to you. :)
Amber Kleiman Omw!!! I would've croaked! Lol
Danan Williams Benson You were VERY kind~♥ I'm so glad it was you!
Danan Williams Benson Okay...not glad that it was YOU...but, glad it wasn't me cause I would have problably not been as kind as you~
TremayneandVicki wrote:
"Sorry to laugh at your expense but yeah, I just laughed my head off. Then UGHHHH seriously, tell me you did not just walk out of that store without letting them know how violated you were =) (oh, and when I first read it I read GUN not GUM)"
ok I am SO sorry! but have to admit that I am laughing at the same time I am writing this. Sounds like something that would happen here. Oh that's right you are visiting soon... :)
She wouldn't have had to worry about gum on that curtain because I would have been wrapped up in it trying to hide and lashing out with one hand. Oh Cylinda, I so glad to hear that I am not the only "freak magnet"!
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