Thursday, September 16, 2010
Sunday our printer went out - while printing things for KIDZLIFE and the Sunday School teacher's meeting.
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday my phone was in and out. Texting people messages that were not meant for them. Re-texting old messages, and even answering text with random other text. It was awesome (not).
Monday- My computer had a techie working on it for 5 hours - While I went in and out of contentiousness trying to watch my screen fly through test after test.
Wednesday- Our Dvd player quit working while the Kidzilife video that I was pre-viewing was sitting inside of it. We finally prayed over it, unplugged it, and started over and it spit it out like a sour apple.
I was telling a friend about this today- and she said- now you have told me your dream- I will give you the interpretation (borrowing words from Joseph)- You need to go on a media fast. I wish I could. I want to sit for 7 days and read and not have to do anything else. Who is joining me on read only island :) Of Course diet cokes and appropriate snacks will be flown in.
How many of you are sucked in by commercials? Okay. Well since you can't see me...I am waving my hand like crazy right now. I AM. I saw this super cool commercial the other day about bathroom cleaner (I am also addicted to trying out new cleaners) that you spray on BLUE and it turns WHITE when it is ready for you to wipe it off. I finally finagled a way to go and get some bananas and bread and KABOOM.
I did not read ALL of the directions. Just so you have all of the information I just used about a gallon of draino on our shower before this incident.
Finally I was ready for the awe and wonder of bubbles that change color from blue to white right before your eyes. Just for your visual enlightenment- our bathroom has a shower that that has a seat and doors that slide. The water shoots out of a removable shower head. Yes I have the full senior citizen shower. I was in full cleaning mode when all of a sudden the fumes of everything got to me and before I know it- I am going down- KABOOM. The chemicals in the two should not have mixed. I caught myself falling and firmly hit my bottom on the slimy white foam colored seat. Thankfully I did not fully pass out just got woozy- and slimy.
So in case you are wondering- Kaboom will also change colors on your skin, clothes, and toes from blue to white. Well hey- at least I am clean.
I am now offering this free public announcement... IF you are going to use Kaboom- do not use it right after Mr. Draino, and for the love of Pete- keep your shower doors open! Really people I can't even make this stuff up!
Hey I am JUST HERE FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT- Happy Thursday!