Jesus on a Job Interview

Um- So your name is?
Jesus.

Last Name?
Christ.

And your current address is?
I don't have an address.

Your mobile number is?
I don't have a phone.

What High School did you graduate from?
I didn't go to High School.

What college did you attend?
I didn't go to college.

Work History?
Carpenter, and for the past three years ministry.

Any computer experience?
No.

Are you a multitasker?
You could say that.

How are you qualified for this position?
I was born for this position.

What have you been doing to train for this position?
Helping people mostly.

By?
Healing them, giving them fresh starts, making impossible situations possible, giving peace, touching minds, freeing spirits.

So are you well liked then in the community?
No. I am often misunderstood.

Do you feel like you have good interpersonal skills?
I hang out with 12 guys. They seem to get along with me. Well all except one.

Do you volunteer in the community? Help in soup kitchens, belong to charitable organizations?
I have donated some time to help people out - yes.

So let me get this straight. You have no current address, no contact information, no primary schooling, no secondary schooling, you don't have job history that qualifies you for this position, you are not liked among your peers - and yet you feel like you are qualified for this job? Why should I hire you?

Because I Am- the I AM. This job is my destiny. I was chosen from the very foundation of the earth to do this. The very job that I am applying for will save you, your children, and your children's children. I am the only one qualified for this. This job does not require what you look for in the natural- but is a supernatural appointment. I have come so YOU would have life. The job is mine.

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For those of you today that are looking for a job, a fresh start, a home, a healed marriage, financial help, impossible situations to turn possible, emotional healing, physical healing, strength, a way out- I have good news for you. Jesus Christ secured the position. He died on the cross for you. He has become your hope, your strength, your solution to every situation.

Your background, qualifications, credentials, education level, and credit score does not matter to Him. You are a new creature through Christ Jesus. His credentials cover you. He owns the cattle on a thousand hills. Money, housing, relationships, jobs are nothing for him to provide. He is a kingdom God. His arm is not short. He is not scrambling for solutions for you. He is not baffled by your trial. He stands ready with the answers and healing is in his wings. He covers you.

You are more than a conquer through HIM today. I can't wait to see what HE opens up for you!