I was just working on someone reservations about 10 minutes ago....
and ask him how his name appeared in his passport (meaning passport spelling of name)
He said - Uh in letters.
I needed this laugh today- I was at primal scream mind frame before hand!
I also once had a client ask me what time the midnight buffet was on the cruise and another ask if there was an elevator that went from the front to the back of the ship and I could go on and on and on!