I hate it when the announcer on the radio says.... 
 
In a world where you think you are safe....you are not 
Join us at channel 97 tonight  at 11:59 pm  
to find out why what you are eating  
right now can kill you and your children.... 
 
I look from car to car...is anyone else putting down their breakfast bars in fright? 
Is it me? 
Is it the oatmeal cookie breakfast crumble surprise? 
Will it kill me? 
 
I hit the radio- 
what else am I supposed to eat in traffic? 
A bowl of oatmeal?
A saucer of cream of wheat? 
 
Those that can stay up until 11:59 and watch the news know that it is  
a Remote Indian Restaurant in the back side of the dessert who found two roaches walking  
outside of the restaurant 
 
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  so I will not die? 
I might as well take bacon grease and rub it all over my face...and then eat fatback.... 
Whew- that was a close call!
 
 
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