I hate it when the announcer on the radio says....
In a world where you think you are safe....you are not
Join us at channel 97 tonight at 11:59 pm
to find out why what you are eating
right now can kill you and your children....
I look from car to car...is anyone else putting down their breakfast bars in fright?
Is it me?
Is it the oatmeal cookie breakfast crumble surprise?
Will it kill me?
I hit the radio-
what else am I supposed to eat in traffic?
A bowl of oatmeal?
A saucer of cream of wheat?
Those that can stay up until 11:59 and watch the news know that it is
a Remote Indian Restaurant in the back side of the dessert who found two roaches walking
outside of the restaurant
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH so I will not die?
I might as well take bacon grease and rub it all over my face...and then eat fatback....
Whew- that was a close call!