Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Stay out of Jail!!!

Just thought you all should know some of the laws that pertain to your states:

Alaska-
Whispering in someone’s ear while he’s moose hunting is prohibited.


Arizona
Cutting down a cactus may earn you a twenty-five-year prison term.

Arkansas
It’s illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas.

California
You may not eat an orange in your bathtub.

Colorado
It’s unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor (Denver).

Connecticut
A pickle cannot actually be a pickle unless it bounces.

Delaware
It’s illegal to get married on a dare.

Washington, D.C.
It’s against the law to post a public notice calling someone a coward for refusing to accept a challenge to duel.

Florida
If you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must pay the same parking fee as you would for a vehicle.

Georgia
It’s illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless you draw the shades first.

Hawaii
All residents may be fined for not owning a boat.

Idaho
A man must not give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing fewer than fifty pounds.

Illinois
It’s illegal to take a French poodle to the opera (Chicago).

Indiana
The value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.

Iowa
One-armed piano players must perform for free.

Happy New Year everyone!

3 comments:

Kathy McElhaney said...

Cute! The California law makes about as much sense as most of the things we allow in this state!

Shannon Marie Haggard said...

This is too funny! Have to say the one for Florida is hilarious! Guess I better not move there! lol

Girly Muse said...

I love the one for Alaska. ;)