I can't even make this stuff up

So today I ran up to a store on my lunch break. This store will remain nameless. It does offer the MAXXimum experience - and did you know that the best man in our wedding was TJ?

I went to the fitting room and the attendant was a little different to start out with. I took my two items in and began to get ready to try them on.

(PG Alert) At the point of this story I am standing there in my skirt and my bra. All of a sudden the curtain flies open and the fitting room lady and a man are standing there. She tells him, "See there is gum on this curtain too."

I am fully exposed to the two of them. I look at her and loudly proclaim "Ma'am- please SHUT THE CURTAIN I am trying on clothes."

She looks at me and says- "Cool your jets- it's not like you got anything he has not seen before anyway." She shuts the curtain and goes on.

I immediately think- Did this just happen? Am I in an alternate universe?

Am I being Punk'd? Are there cameras rolling?

What are the odds? I am such a freak magnet.

Happy to BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY!!

Happy Thursday!